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EXCLUSIVE: Hantavirus Havoc or Just a Case of Bad PR? The ‘End of the World’ Blames Tourists for Their Own Doom

In a development that has sent shivers down the spine of every gin-soaked misanthrope who dreams of escaping to a remote island, the tourist hotspot known as ‘the end of the world’ (actually Ushuaia, ...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite3 MIN READ
EXCLUSIVE: Hantavirus Havoc or Just a Case of Bad PR? The ‘End of the World’ Blames Tourists for Their Own Doom

Bowel-pocalypse Now: 1,000 Cruisers Quarantined as Gastro-Gate Hits High Seas

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the world of all-inclusive buffets and shuffleboard, over one thousand...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 2 MIN READ
Bowel-pocalypse Now: 1,000 Cruisers Quarantined as Gastro-Gate Hits High Seas

Senate Siege: G&Ts and Grenades in the Philippines

Well, well, well. It seems the balmy afternoons in Manila have taken a turn for the theatrical. The Philippine Senate, t...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 3 MIN READ
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Senate Siege: G&Ts and Grenades in the Philippines

PRINGLES TUBE GOES MONOCHROME AS IRANIAN INK CRISIS TURNS SNACK AISLE INTO ART-HOUSE CINEMA

In what can only be described as the most existentially profound development in the history of processed potato products...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 3 MIN READ
PRINGLES TUBE GOES MONOCHROME AS IRANIAN INK CRISIS TURNS SNACK AISLE INTO ART-HOUSE CINEMA

The Hydrogen Highway: UK to Roll Out Nationwide Clean Trucking Infrastructure by 2026

Blimey. The Government has announced a nationwide network of hydrogen refuelling stations for lorries, to be built by 20...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 2 MIN READ
The Hydrogen Highway: UK to Roll Out Nationwide Clean Trucking Infrastructure by 2026

Post-Scarcity Pandemonium: Free Stuff Means We Finally Have Time to Rage About Car Park Charges

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the chattering classes and left the gin cabinet dangerously depleted, ...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 3 MIN READ
Post-Scarcity Pandemonium: Free Stuff Means We Finally Have Time to Rage About Car Park Charges

LIVE: The Future of Food: Synthetic Protein Becomes Primary Source of Nutrition

Well, well, well. It seems the future has finally arrived, and it tastes faintly of regret and industrial lubricant. In ...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 3 MIN READ
LIVE: The Future of Food: Synthetic Protein Becomes Primary Source of Nutrition

The Great Urban Exodus: Why Professionals are Fleeing to Rural Hubs (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cow)

LONDON, a city of concentric circles of despair and overpriced oat milk lattes. The news, dear reader, is that the profe...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 3 MIN READ
The Great Urban Exodus: Why Professionals are Fleeing to Rural Hubs (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cow)

The North Atlantic Weeps: A Subsea Cable Snaps and the Digital Empire Stumbles

Good heavens, what a splendid mess. A massive subsea data cable has gone limp in the North Atlantic, and the internet, t...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 3 MIN READ
The North Atlantic Weeps: A Subsea Cable Snaps and the Digital Empire Stumbles